| Squirrel Girl cannot defeat Jamie Maddox.
|
6 |
2.67 |
| The AI thinks Jamie Madrox gets too many lucky cascades.
|
1 |
4.00 |
| X-Force's Recovery would heal Jamie Madrox, if Jaime Madrox could get hurt.
|
1 |
4.00 |
| Jamie Madrox pees ISO and poops HP.
|
2 |
4.50 |
| Wolverine is the best there is at what he does....except for Jaime Madrox.
|
4 |
4.50 |
| Jamie Madrox has an alliance all his own. You think one Jamie Madrox is tough? Try twenty.
|
4 |
4.75 |
| Jamie Madrox has a maxed Gambit.
|
5 |
4.80 |
| Captain Marvel can't absorb Jamie Madrox's energy.
|
6 |
4.83 |
| Jaime Madrox judges Punisher.
|
4 |
5.00 |
| Jamie Madrox is the only MPQ player who shield hops in less than 15 seconds. With Yelena, Bagman and Invisible woman. Without using shields.
|
4 |
5.25 |
| When Jamie Madrox attacks you in PVP, the AI retreats in fear.
|
3 |
5.33 |
| Spider-man wishes he had Madrox-sense.
|
3 |
5.33 |
| Blade keeps his enemies closer, but he runs from Jamie Madrox.
|
5 |
5.40 |
| The most interesting man in the World . . . finds Jamie more interesting.
|
4 |
5.50 |
| When Jamie beats you in a PvP match, he can copy all the music from your phone and report you to the FBI if any of it was illegally downloaded. |
6 |
5.83 |
| Jamie Madrox stops Juggernaut and moves Colossus.
|
6 |
5.83 |
| When you lose to Jamie Madrox, he deducts 50 points from your previous PVP as punishment. |
3 |
6.00 |
| Jamie Madrox finishes top 0 in every PVP and got -1 place in the Simulator.
|
7 |
6.00 |
| When Jamie Madrox jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Madroxed.
|
5 |
6.00 |
| Redwing is too scared to remove Jaime's special tiles. He removes his own in respect.
|
2 |
6.00 |
| Deadpool's "Life of the Party" heals Jamie Madrox, 'cause he knows who the real "LIFE OF THE PARTY" is.
|
6 |
6.17 |
| Jamie Madrox writes up the Character Rankings under the pen-name "mischiefmaker" while playing MPQ with the other hand. When he needs to use capital letters, his genetically modified super-long thumbs come to the rescue. Memes are screen captured from his mind.
|
8 |
6.25 |
| Hulk gets ANGRY at himself for even THINKING about getting angry at Jamie Madrox.
|
7 |
6.29 |
| Jamie Madrox gave Ebola a virus.
|
6 |
6.33 |
| Doctor Doom bows to no man, but he kneels to Jamie Madrox.
|
8 |
6.50 |
| Jamie Madrox has a Beast with 6 covers in every skill and is better than a maxed X-Force.
|
7 |
6.57 |
| Jamie Madrox's blood can cure all disease, but its power cannot be harnessed because Jamie Madrox doesn't bleed.
|
3 |
6.67 |
| Jamie Madrox is allowed to use 4*s in Combined arms.
|
6 |
6.67 |
| Jamie Madrox can add as many +1/all boosts as he wants.
|
3 |
7.00 |
| Elektra casts double-double-DOUBLE cross against Jamie Madrox.
|
7 |
7.14 |
| Dormammu gives Jamie Madrox AP instead of Hood.
|
5 |
7.20 |
| When Jamie Madrox makes a match-5 vs. Loki, Loki just says, "Awesome move! Here, have some AP".
|
9 |
7.44 |
| Jamie Madrox still gets 3 tries to beat an opponent.
He has never needed more than 1.
|
6 |
7.50 |
| If you attack Jamie Madrox at night, you may become pregnant. |
5 |
7.60 |
| Jamie Madrox can give your forum post two thumbs up. |
5 |
7.60 |
| When Jamie Madrox lost a match it caused MPQ server downtime for 6 hours. Just kidding. Jamie Madrox never loses.
|
8 |
7.75 |
| Jamie Madrox's random tiles always go in the corners.
|
3 |
8.00 |
| When Jamie Madrox downvotes your post, your forum account gets deleted. |
2 |
8.00 |
| When Nick Fury casts Avengers assemble, 5 Jamie Madroxes show up.
|
6 |
8.17 |
| Demiurge tried to release a Jamie Madrox character, but it was so powerful it had to be immediately vaulted. But there is no vault that can hold Jamie Madrox. The release was canceled.
|
6 |
8.17 |
| Jamie Madrox has not one, but two level 395 Muscle on his roster. |
5 |
8.20 |
| The best build for Patch is Jamie Madrox.
|
4 |
8.25 |
| Patch true heals Jamie's team out of respect.
|
6 |
8.50 |
| Jamie Madrox is the only 5* character in the game.
|
2 |
8.50 |
| If you save up enough Deadpool points, you may drop a Jamie Madrox.
|
6 |
8.50 |
| I was attacked by Jamie Madrox for 50 points with a team of level 1 Yelena, 1*Hawkeye and Bagman. Worst thing is that it was not PVP, Shield or any other kind of event. Just bam! 50 points off directly from my season score and no way to retaliate. |
4 |
8.75 |
| Daredevil is the Man Without Fear...except of Jamie Madrox.
|
4 |
8.75 |
| One time I didn't even play Jamie -- I just skipped him out of fear -- and he took all of my health packs. At first I thought the game was trying to make me buy more health packs, but then a message saying "l0l n00b t00k 4ll 0v yr heal packz gg sucka - maddox". I cried for a month. |
5 |
8.80 |
| One time I attacked Jamie Madrox In a Denny's parking lot. After he took my 50 points, he fed me a hot meal, clothed me and taught me how to be a man.
|
5 |
8.80 |
| The refresh time on Jamie Madrox' PvE nodes is 24 hours to give the AI opponents more time to recover.
|
4 |
9.00 |
| Jamie Madrox once downed four of my bench characters.
|
6 |
9.50 |
| Marvel Puzzle Quest wasn't developed. It evolved from a game of 'Snake' Jamie Madrox once played on a Nokia 5110.
|
2 |
10.00 |
| Groot kills himself when matching yellow. Just to save Jamie the trouble.
|
2 |
10.00 |