A Random Fact about Jack Bauer

During an interrogation, Jack Bauer ripped off the suspects head and yelled into the exposed esophagus, “I’M JACK BAUER!!!” This caused a chain reaction of the stomach exploding due to an overflow of testosterone and crap soaked walls.

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