| Bob Hrousalas gets more ass than a toilet seat.
|
16 |
4.00 |
| The mad cow disease was never actually real, cows were just afraid to be eaten by Bob and pulled off quite a convincing act.
|
15 |
4.67 |
| Bob Hrousalas can speak braille.
|
13 |
4.85 |
| The devil sold his soul to Bob Hrousalas.
|
16 |
4.94 |
| Even when Bob Hrousalas only masturbates to pictures of your girlfriend she cums first.
|
13 |
5.23 |
| One day, Bob Hrousalas got tired of cooking and ironing. He then created woman.
|
10 |
5.50 |
| Bob Hrousalas singly handidly re-aligns the sun depending on which country he is in so that he can always order from the breakfast menu at McDonalds.
|
10 |
5.80 |
| Bob Hrousalas is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
|
10 |
6.00 |
| Who would win in a fight, Bob Hrousalas or God? Trick question, Bob Hrousalas is God.
|
11 |
6.09 |
| Everybody Loves Raymond. Except Bob Hrousalas; he fuckin hates that guy.
|
11 |
6.27 |
| Bob Hrousalas once mistook a box of nails for Cheerios in his cereal. He didn't even notice. |
14 |
6.43 |
| Bob once stared at a woman for 30 seconds and got her pregnant.
|
7 |
6.57 |
| On a high school math test,Bob put down "His sexiness" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Bob solves all his problems with His sexiness.
|
12 |
6.58 |
| Bob Hrousalas realized that if you change the "d" in "wand" to a "g", the Harry Potter books become a whole lot more interesting.
|
12 |
6.67 |
| Every girl who doesn't like Bob is a lesbian. His High School is 99% lesbian.
|
7 |
6.86 |
| When Bob Hrousalas dances women instinctively remove their clothing.
|
12 |
7.08 |
| Bob Hrousalas enjoys spending his spare time knitting sweaters. By knitting I mean kicking and by sweaters I mean babies.
|
15 |
7.13 |
| Bob once took a girls virginity... twice!
|
7 |
8.00 |
| Bob Hrousalas does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them |
13 |
8.08 |
| Some kids piss their name in the snow. Bob can piss his name into concrete |
5 |
8.60 |
| The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Bob."
|
4 |
9.00 |
| Lesbian is an ancient Latin phrase meaning "Not having been introduced to Bob yet" |
1 |
10.00 |